jokes

Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why are there gates around graveyards?
Because everybody is DYING to get in!
How did the telephone propose to the lady?
It gave her a ring!
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop!
byebye i will b back 4 more jokes.

today had been a particularly bad day for me. At school, i got scolded by ms oh 4 nothing just b'cause that Denzel weeeeeeeeeeee go & ask me to say ''ms oh + en instead of saying ''tak+en''.+when i come home still need to write essay.wat a bad day .but must look @ the bright side right.WRONG!!!

THE MERLION

The Merlion is an imaginary creature with the head of a lion and the body of a fish. Its name combines "mer" meaning the ''sea'' and ''lion". The fish body comes from Singapore's ancient name back when it was a fishing village — Temasek — meaning "sea town" in Javanese. The lion head represents Singapore's original name — singapura — meaning "lion city" or in Malay.

roughage

Roughage or Dietary fiber is cellulose (the part of a plant) which cannot be digested by the human intestinal tract. It retains water and improves intestinal function by adding bulk to food. It is a definite necessity for proper digestion and bowel movement. Roughage helps correct large intestine disorders and keeps it functioning normally. It prevents constipation and hemorrhoids. It (soluble fiber) also reduces blood sugar fluctuations and helps lower cholesterol. Nutritionists recommend 30g of fiber per day (for adults). Wheat grains or whole wheat, legumes, Fresh Fruits, Root Vegetables, oats, Dahlia and Corn-cob are very good sources of roughage.

pix

cute pix

family of a liger.

*-*<<<face

.)

(left to right:lion,tiger and liger.)

more interesting FACTS

What happens when a male lion and a female tiger breed??????????Wanna know????Then read!!>> A Liger - the largest of all felines. A liger looks like a giant lion with diffused stripes and some male ligers grow sparse manes. These massive creatures are 10 feet long on average and weigh about 700 lb (320kg). Liger love swimming - trait common to tigers but lacking in lions. Ligers have been bred in captivity, deliberately and accidentally, since shortly before World War II. The largest liger alive today is appropriately named Hercules and lives in Jungle Island in Miami. byebye.roaaaAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!